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Sizzlean

October 29, 2009

Murky Memories: Ah, Sizzlean… or as it was refered to after a subtle name change “Swift Premium Sizzling Bacon.”

To be honest, I never actually ate it. It wasn’t “REAL” bacon, so we weren’t allowed to go near it. It always looked good though.

There’s considerable debate over what Sizzlean actually was. Some say it’s “facon” in the way a chicken nugget is reconstituted mean in the shape of a… well, a nugget. Some say it was an early form of turkey bacon. The majority seems to feel it’s a form of beef bacon.

Either way, it wasn’t pork. And if it’s not pork, it’s just not bacon.

-Scott Copperman-

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